A Monday Morning...Gary, Jade, Bonnie Shay, Ms. Yvette, Myself, Bee Bee , Sofia and Kahlil all stood in the Medical Examiners Office...
A Mysterious Zip Drive arrived in Gary's mailbox over the weekend...The contents were mind blowing..
Besides a very damning conversation in which Allana Speck all but admitted murdering her husband...
There was instructions telling Gary to ask for a second autopsy and to look for two additional chemicals in Benjamin Specks blood stream.
He had called Hazel and she had done a second autopsy....
"It's a good thing the body hadn't been embalmed yet or I wouldn't have been able to find what I found...You remember I initially found the sedative that put him to sleep...When I did my second autopsy...I found the other drug that relaxed his muscles and a third drug that stopped his heart...I don't know how I missed this..but these three drugs were slipped into his drink...I didn't find them because I wasn't looking for them...Benjamin Speck was dying or possibly dead at the point of impact! Because of these findings...I'm changing the cause of death to HOMICIDE!" said Hazel..
''Great...I just texted your findings to a judge and he is going to email me a Search Warrant, I need that computer of hers..." said Gary.
"Whoever sent you this Zip Drive with the taped conversation was either part of the plot or at least they had knowledge of the plot..Maybe their conscience was bothering them...They knew about it ,but didn't take part and they figured they had to do something.."said Ms. Jade.
''Yvette, with what we know...Let's get a legal injunction to freeze those accounts of hers.."said Bonnie.
"I'm way ahead of you Bonnie girl, way ahead of you...I knew something about this case was sideways...I knew it...My gut told me it was." said Yvette..
"You were right Ms. Yvette, you were right all along.." I said..
"They say always trust your gut.." said Bee Bee...
''Wow! She did kill her husband and bragged about it to a spurned lover..."said Sofia..
''Wow! How brazen...She almost got away with it.."said Kahlil..
"24 more hours and she would have..The Undertaker is coming tomorrow to pick the body up...His remains are supposed to be cremated.." said Hazel..
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how convenient for her." Laughed Yvette...
II-
At Sam Mother's diner, Alanna Speck was having breakfast with her Attorney, Brenda Jordan..
"I've got a question...Say Hypothetically I've been sleeping with a guy, An Attorney, A Public Defender and I've uh told him something in confidence...He can't repeat any of that can he? I mean it's Attorney-Client privledge right?" said Allanna.
"No...Only if you're paying him as your attorney, like you're paying me...I can't repeat anything you say to me...because I am your attorney of record...Just because you're sleeping with him and he is an attorney ,does not make him YOUR attorney....He's just your boyfriend or bed mate that's all..He was never your attorney of record, Why?" asked Brenda..
"Ohhh nothing...Nothing.." she said.. Looking a little worried!
Their orders came up, Fried Eggs...
Hash Browns..
Sausages...
Western Omelette and Bacon..
Orange Juice
and hot coffees...
Lt. Tragg walked in and sat down next to Brenda and across from Allanna..
"Good Morning Ladies..Ummmmm looks good and I'm not just talkin about Breakfast, Heh heh Heh! I have good news for you Brenda.. I had a good stern long talk with that Investigator from the D.A.'s office...His investigation is officially closed down...Your client won't have any more trouble out of him or anyone else...I told you I get things done.." he said, smiling confidently..
"Thank you...but my business with said client is over...She's been paid by both parties...I told you you didn't have to bother."said Brenda..
''But I wanted to...I wanted to make it up to you.." he said softly as the two women continued eating their breakfast....
"Waitress, top her coffee off a bit...I got it.."said Lt. Tragg..
''Oh thank you, but that's alright...I'm due back at my office..Another deposition..."said Brenda..
Lt. Tragg put his arms around her waist...
"Look Baby..I'm really sorry about the other night...I'd like to make it up to you...I know a nice restaurant...Steaks this thick...or if it's seafood you like...They got that too...Nice drinks, Quiet conversation and perhaps afterwoods...I know a little after hours joint..some soft music..."said Lt. Tragg..
"On A Monday Night? I don't think so....I have a court appearence tomorrow!" laughed Brenda Jordan, who removed his hands from her waist...
"Come on Baby, loosen up..You work too hard, too much..."said Lt. Tragg, putting his arms around her waist again...and squeezing her a little...
"Not tonight..I have work to do...I just told you that...And besides....Me and you, dating??...I don't think that's a good match. You come on a little too strong for me.."said Brenda, getting irritated with his persistance..and removing his arms from around her once more..
''Of course it is.....All Work and no play makes Brenda , a very frustrated attorneyyyyyy."said Lt. Tragg, putting his hands around her waist again and allowing his hands to slip lower to her butt..
"Ummmmmm I think me and you dating and eventually making love is a great match....Because you need to loosen up...Let me rub your neck..."he said softly...
"I got breakfast...I'll allow you two to talk. I'll go and pay our tabs ."said Allanna, smiling ,getting up and heading to the counter..
It was the least she could do for the free legal advice...Brenda had been a good Attorney...she was thinking about keeping her on retainer...Now that she was rich...
Brenda had this cop as horny as a cat in heat...She giggled as she walked to the counter...
"Take your hands off of my neck and from around my waist...and what are you doing? , Take your hands from under my skirt1!! What is wrong with you????OUUUUU!" she said jerking suddenly....
She removed his hand from under her skirt...He had unknowingly ripped her panties.. She was furious and embarrassed..
"That's it...YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU!!" said an angry Brenda who slapped Lt. Tragg so hard that it was heard by the entire diner..He left his seat and hit the floor with a thud....
"OOOF!" he said as he knocked over three chairs at another table before hitting the ground!!Coffee, Orange Juice and a glass of water from the empty table toppled over and poured all over his hair and his new suit.....
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he gasped....
It was his misfortune that today....Some of his favorite people were in the diner...He was dripping wet and on the floor...He had been slapped so hard, his head was spinning....
Attorney Dabnis Coley witnessed the entire thing..He howled..
"OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDD!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYY GODDD!BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" he screamed to the top of his lungs, laughing so hard he had to take his glasses off...Tears running down his face...
His wife, Jasmine Coley , smiled and shook her head...
"Oh Lord, why did my husband have to witness this?" she said, shaking her head..
But Attorney Beverly West was just as bad as Dabnis if not worse..
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" she squealed, laughing so hard, she nearly lost her balance..
Her husband, Attorney Nelson East was laughing so hard he was shaking and holding Beverly ,to keep her from falling...
Paris, Boyfriend of Attorney Josie Boyd , fell out of his chair and was on the floor, laughing and pounding his fists...
"Get Up Paris..Get Up! People are staring" said Josie, who was laughing herself..
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYY GOD!" screamed Attorney Olivia Bennett-Alexander..who couldn't believe she had seen Lt. Tragg slapped again...This was his worst fall yet..She was laughing as hard as Beverly and Dabnis and kicking her feet furiously.....
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!" she screamed , laughing so hard, tears were streaming down her face....
"He'll never learn..He'll just never learn"said Donnie Ray, shaking his head...
''Aye Mios Dios.."laughed Attorney Jessica Sanchez-Burrows, who put her head down and banged her hands on the table...
"You put your hand up the skirt...After you become the boyfriend...Not before.."laughed Attorney Charles "Chip" Burrows...
Lt. Tragg got to his feet... Coffee and Orange Juice from the other table had spilled in his hair and on his suit...a glass of water toppled over and ran on to his head also....He was glad ADA Karen Page wasn't here...He looked a mess! Two of the wait staff picked up the chairs and collected the empty glasses and the cup...Another person bussed the table, While still another person came and mopped the floor..
Lt. Tragg had orange juice and coffee and water in his hair and on his suit...The seat of his trousers was soaking wet and even the crotch area of his trousers was wet...
He heard the loud laughter and guffaws from nearly all of the patrons....He was extremely embarrassed and livid...
He slowly walked out of the diner... Today had started off badly...Very badly....
Sam Mother was smiling and shaking..."He's worse than his father...Worse..." he said.. " Oh baby your card was declined!!!" he said..
Alanna who was also laughing, stopped laughing when she heard that!
"DECLINED? This is a debit card....I have millions in the bank...Over three million dollars..You must be kidding?" she said..
Sam Mother tried it again..
"Sorry babe, it said declined..You got a credit card or cash?" he asked..
She gave him a credit card to pay for the two meals..
Brenda Jordan had already gone...Her business with Allana was effectively over...She got up and quietly left the diner, got in her car and pulled off...She saw the very wet Lt. Tragg going to his car..
He was livid beyond belief....
''WHAT A LOUT!" she thought....As she slowly pulled off and drove past him...He saw her...He was in a fit of rage...Pure rage!!!!
"WHAT AN UPTIGHT STUCK UP BITCH!" he grumbled..
III-
We were back in our office..
"You won't believe this!!!....I just got off the phone with Nelson East.. .
They all went to
Sam Mother's joint to eat today...
Lt. Tragg got the snot slapped out of him again...
by Brenda Jordan..He fell out of his chair and knocked over three chairs at the adjoining table...Orange Juice and Coffee and water spilled all over his suit...and in his hair..He said
Dabnis and Beverly went berserk,. and everybody ,
Olivia, Donnie Ray, Josie, Paris, Jazzy, Jessie, Chip...They all witnessed it...Nelson said he wished we had been there." I said, howling..
"Oh My God, Poor Jazzy....Dabnis is probably still laughing as we speak.."said Bee Bee,laughing herself..
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDD!!! We should have gone to lunch right after we left the M.E.'s office." said Kahlil..
"This looks like it was the funniest one yet..."said Sofia, laughing..
''Well now he's gotten the message..That you can't do that out in public...That's an intimate act..To be done in the house, in the bedroom...Not in a restaurant or a bar...What is wrong with him? And why would he try that after she had just told him a few nights before that she didn't like it?" asked Yvette.
"He's just a caveman...I'm just glad Danny wasn't there..."said Jade..
"I'm glad Gary wasn't either...I'll probably tell him tonight.." laughed Yvette...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN A LEGAL COURT ORDER HAS FORCED YOU TO CLOSE AND LIQUADATE MY ACCOUNT...I HAVE THREE MILLION OR MORE IN THAT ACCOUNT...OUUUUUUU MY LAWYER IS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE CLEANERS.."
shouted Allana Speck
She hung up and got ready to call Brenda..
"Hang Up, unless you're calling for a defense attorney... The Cyclops Insurance Company and the legal firm of McCluskey/Cozen/ Connor & Pratt filed a suit early this morning to freeze your bank account until that 3 million dollars is returned to them...The reason why is because you took it on false pretenses...See the payment of that money isn't payable if the cause of death is murder..And you my dear are under arrest for the murder of your husband...Benjamin Speck...
Hook her up boys" said Gary...
"Murder!!! You've got nothing...Not a scrap of proof!" snarled Allana..Who initially thought Gary was cute, but now tired of him...
''What I've got is a hard drive, taken from your home computer, with a search warrant of course that has a lot of strange inquiries made on how to kill someone in an automobile...It is truly sick what you can look up on the internet now of days...I've got a record of credit card purchases by you on a Black Market website of the three chemicals used in lethal injections...Wowwwww! and a second autopsy that finds the identical chemicals in your husband's bloodstream, along with alcohol..meaning he was dead or dying at the time of impact...That is circumstantial I know..but it's enough...More than enough...and your taped confession of you killing your husband is the icing on the cake...So Mrs. Speck....You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law...You have the right to an attorney....If you can't afford such attorney and right now ,maybe you can't...one will certainly be provided to you ...You're a bright young lady...I'm sure you understand these rights as I have presented them to you.." said Gary...
As she was handcuffed...She smiled and shook her head...
"Gordy!!!...such a petty ,vindictive man!..He just couldn't accept the break up, like any normal person....I can't believe he'd betray me like this...Oh my god he's so petty..." she said as police officers took her away..
"What is scary is....She almost got away with this..."thought Gary to himself....
IV-
For Some Crazy reason ,we all decided to hang out at Curley's Bar tonight....
Plenty Beers were served
Along with Mango Martini's and
Citris Martinis
Ms. Yvette was in a good mood, She was sitting on Gary's lap and just kept kissing him passionately...Soon these two were going to need a room..
"Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hero!" she kept saying in between kisses and slurps of drinks..
"Just doing my job.." he said humbly.....
"I couldn't have done this without you guys help...I'm just glad we got that money back.."said Bonnie Shay...
"She's going to need a good defense attorney..."laughed Jade.
"Wasn't she dating a guy from the Public Defenders Office?" I asked..
"She was...She threw him over for wait for it..ADA Jim "Jumpshot Jim" Taylor, remember him?" laughed Bee Bee...
"Yeah...I remember him...Philly's most eligible bachelor...You should have seen him on Television when the news broke..He was denying he even knew her...What a flake.."said Sofia..
"I hear she's up at Women's Correctional...Couldn't afford bail...or a high priced mouthpiece and speaking of.." said Kahlil..
Attorney Brenda Jordan entered and made her way over to our table...
''Well Ms. Yvette...One should never bet against you....You were right all the time..My former client was as guilty as sin..She calls me from Women's Correctional...I let her calls go right to voicemail...Besides...She can no longer afford me now.."laughed Brenda , who sat down with us..
"We heard about you and uh Lt. Tragg..Are you okay?" asked Yvette..
"Oh sure....Slapping him made me feel like a weight was lifted off my shoulders...and uh it gave some of your friends ,who witnessed it much entertainment...They're still laughing.."said Brenda..
''Can I just say...You are my hero...Can I have your autograph?" asked Kahlil..
"Yes...Can I have it too?" I asked.
"Stop it you two...They're just being silly Ms. Brenda.."said Sofia..
"Yeah, don't mind them.."said Bee Bee..
"We heard it was the slap of the century..."laughed Yvette..
"I love your kids...Great lawyers and great sense of humor... I mean, moving his hands and showing displeasure didn't work with him...Went right over his head...He was still asking me out on a date and then he palmed my behind and ripped my panties...That was all I could take..I slapped him as hard as I could..I didn't mean for him to fall and spill coffee and orange juice on his suit..That looked like an expensive suit... but because of him, I had to go home and change and was late for my appointment.."laughed Brenda...
We all howled with laughter...
We didn't have to worry about Lt. Tragg...He didn't show his face in Curley's tonight.....and for the next week or so, nobody saw him...He spent a lot of time at his desk filing away old cases, doing mundane paperwork...He ordered his food by Doordash and Uber eats to be delivered to his office..After work, he went home...He was too embarrassed to be seen in public...It was great for us...
EPILOUGE-
Allana Speck was convicted of First Degree Murder and sentenced to Life...
She walked out of the courtroom sobbing bitterly...Out of the corner of her eye she saw Public defender, Gordon Summers..
A slight smile was on his face.. he had gotten his revenge...She never thought he had the guts to openly defy her...She had under estimated him...She had talked too much about her plans around him...She knew he had sent the Zip Drive to the D.A.'s office...It contained information that only he would have known...Their pillow talk....and the tape recorded conversation they had in the bar in Chinatown...
That night at Gary's house...Ms. Yvette and Gary were kissing..
They were kissing like it was nobody's business...
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm myyyyy hero" she moaned in between wet sloppy kisses.
Gary was busy slipping her panties down and off.. Ms Yvette was smiling at his sheer "dedication"..
"You really took care of business honey.. she said.
"Not the way I'm about to take care of business.." he moaned...
Yvette eased herself down on him and began to ride him slowly like a surfer rides the waves..
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OUUUUUUUUUUUUU YESSSSS.....UMMMMMM YESSSSSS!TAKE CARE OF THIS BUSINESS...OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YESSSSSSS....YESSSSSSS!" she said seductively.......
"YESSSSSSSS!" he said in his deep baritone that turned her on....
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you are the truth...Ouuuuuu yess...yessssssssssssss." she moaned.
"Ohhhhh you are driving me crazyyy!" he moaned..
"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ....you're driving me crazy...." she moaned..
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he moaned.
He lifted her up!!!She moved up and down, slower and slower.....Her head was spinning...she felt so good.....She was trying to hide it from him...but he could look at her face and tell she was as aroused as he was...
"Ohhhhhh my goodness...Why do you have to be soooo damn good in bed?" she asked herself out loud..her head was turning from side to side...her legs were shaking furiously... and she was sweating profusely...
Gary laughed....
''You always say that!"he said..
"It's very true...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" she moaned..
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! why are you so soft and wet? You are driving me out of my mind...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ....ummmmmmmmph! " he moaned..
"YOU ARE THE BEST....THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD...BAR NONE!" he declared loudly...
"Thank youuuuuuuuu, I love youuuu!" laughed Yvette...who was having a very intense orgasm....
"I love you toooooooo.OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he moaned...