Monday, August 24, 2026

Royal Pain

BOTTOM OF THE C STEAK AND SEAFOOD RESTAURANT-

It was that rare night that Ms. Yvette and her husband Gary were on what we call a date date...Out at a fancy restaurant...Just the two of them, none of the rest of the gang... Ms. Yvette had taken a little time off form work , she deserved it...
 

"This is soooo nice and sooo romantic Gary....I remember you brought me here once years ago, before we started officially dating...You were so sweet..." giggled Yvette.

"I'm still sweet, well aint I?" laughed Gary...

"Yeah....You are....but this is even sweeter now..We are married...."gushed Ms. Yvette.


"And we both have a few days off... I don't want you worrying about the kids...I'm sure they are holding the fort down just fine.."said Gary...


"Oh I have the greatest amount of faith in them...I'm not worried about them." said Ms. Yvette..


Indeed over the past few weeks, we had been busy...


Jade , our investigator was on vacation too, but we weren't.



My Wife, Bee Bee had been working with the INNOCENCE PROJECT on a case with 
Jessica Sanchez-Burrows, her husband, Chip Burrows and Matthew Akes..







While Sofia was working down the street from us at the Women's Law Center
with Nina Rios and her husband, Carlos and Lee Akes..






My main man Kahlil was working with Dabnis and his crew... It was a "regular Boys Club" he said...
working with Dabnis, Ray, Tyrell, Paris and Tony....






and me? 
I had the pleasure of working with Jazzy and her team of Kayla, Renee and Zoey, who I shared with my man Lem...







After those cases were done...The four of us were reunited for the first time in weeks by working with the Wrongful Conviction/Conviction Integrity group... Ms. Karen, Natalie, Brookie, David and Sean...












While in our office ,Ms. Virginia was being kept company by Jetty, who loved that everyone was out of the office....
"Jetty please, wait until we get home....Somebody could walk in here at any minute.." Virginia said.

"Who?  Jade is on vacation, Vettie is on vacation, Sofia is down the street and Keith, Bee Bee and Kahlil are all in court.." he said.
as they kissed quietly in the darkened office..

"You know their schedules huh?" she laughed..


"Ummmmmmmmmmmm yes I do..." he moaned.

'Well a client could walk in here..." she pleaded..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he moaned, continuing to kiss her..


Tonight Gary and Ms. Yvette were at Bottom of the C. Steak and Seafood Restaurant...
Having a New York Strip Steak, Baked Potato and Lobster...







with an expensive port of wine...


"Ummmmmmmmmm, everything was delicious...Ralph Scallion (the Chef) out did himself tonight."said Ms. Yvette.

"Yes he did! LAWWWD!" said Gary...

But across the restaurant from them a more contentious meeting was taking place after an equally delicious meal..


Judge Elise Cummings was having a contentious meeting with three men...Deputy D.A. Lester Burke..


He didn't want to be here tonight....but he had been called here by Assistant District Attorney 


Lucas Fuentes, who he regarded as a royal pain in the ass on most days had brought some serious charges against Judge Elise Cummings, an activist Judge who had ruffled the feathers of more than one ADA..


"Seven Years ago you and I had a conversation in this very restaurant in which you laid out my path to Judgeship....You told me which Judges were soft and which Judges might take a bribe...I used that blueprint that we talked about and I became a Judge." said Judge Lawrence Pratt, who had recently been indicted for Fraud and was being threatened with being removed from the bench, disbarment and jail time.

"Oh My God! Are you kidding me? That was an off the record ,private conversation....I had no idea  you took me seriously....What are you trying to do?" asked Judge Elise Cummings...


"These are serious charges he is making Elise..." said Lucas Fuentes...


"You piece of shit...This isn't the first time you've slung mud at someone to hide your misdeeds or to lead you to a higher position.... He's trading you false and bogus information, trying to save himself..."said Elise..


"I'm tending to agree...A 7 year old conversation is no excuse for what you've done Judge Pratt...That conversation whether it happened or not is hearsay, gossip.. I see no grounds to hold Judge Cummings
liable or responsible for what she may or may not have said during restaurant conversation 7 years ago." said Deputy District Attorney Lester Burke.

''Well Maybe you don't...but I'm going to go over your head...Talk to D.A. Garcetti about this..See how he feels." said Lucas Fuentes..

"You don't have a strong enough case against him do you? That's why you're trying to draw me into this mess...." said Elise.

While that was going on... Gary had paid the bill and he and Yvette were leaving..


"Look, there is Judge Cummings over there....Haven't seen her in awhile.."said Gary...


"Yes and Lester..." said Yvette ,waving at them both... She didn't like Lucas Fuentes...and she didn't know the other man...


She and Gary had had a wonderful night....



II-




Yvette and Gary went home....

"Thank you Mr. Lockwood for an enchanting evening.." said Yvette...
"Thank you Mrs. Lockwood for being so damn sexy...So Hot." said Gary.

"Spoken like a man who really wants some tonight..." laughed Yvette.


"I want it every night." said Gary...

"I know you do..." said Yvette softly, running her finger across Gary's lips...

She had bought this dress especially for this night....It was form fitting and Gary couldn't take his eyes off of her.. All night long he had stared at her like a hungry wolf...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Vettie girl, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….I couldn't wait to get you alone finally.." he moaned as he kissed her.


"I know you couldn't...I couldn't wait to be alone with you either...That wine has got me as horny as a cat." said Yvette.


They began undressing each other...


He unsnapped her bra...


He slipped her panties down....and off....

She had purchased the bra and panties  the same day she had purchased this sexy dress...It was getting the reaction, she had hoped for.

Although she could wear a potato sack and Gary would be salivating over her.

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" they both moaned.

They stood in the doorway, kissing passionately...

"Ohhhhh my god, I couldn't wait.." he moaned..

"I know...I couldn't wait either,"Yvette said , taking his clothes off and marveling about his size and girth..

"OhMy Godddddd!, you are HUGE! Sooo HUGE!" she said.....It seemed as if he'd gotten bigger..

''You've gotten me that way." he said shyly...

"Yeah I know...but....wouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" she exclaimed, putting her hands over her mouth...





Gary laid her across the bed...Her legs were shaking....as he slowly and softly entered her warm and wet center....It was the best feeling in the world, he thought...

He tossed her on the bed...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Husssssssssssssssssssband.." she moaned... It felt good to say that..

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph.."he groaned in his low baritone as the bed began to squeak and the headboard began to rattle..

''Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" she squealed.. She wrapped her arms  around his neck and opened her legs wider...

Gary was delirious. He didn't know if he was coming or going....


Gary lifted Yvette up! He began long stroking her...

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"moaned Yvette in surprise.....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWEEET BABY!!!" he moaned 

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TALK TO ME DADDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!" cooed Yvette...


They were back in the bed now, going at each other strongly.....

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH! OHHHHHHHHH VETTIE GIRRRRRL!!" he groaned..

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOO HOOOOO, OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OUUUU HOO HOO...OH MY GOD!!!! OUUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ''Yvette screamed..

The bed was squeaking loud now and the headboard was slamming hard against the wall... 

 FOUR  HOURS slowly drifted by....

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!  OHHHH Gary!!! OH Gary!! OHHH GARY, you aren't making any damn sense!  OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AYE  YI YIIIII!"cooed Yvette. She was having an intense orgasm.....

''OOOOOOOU..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" moaned Gary.

 FOUR MORE HOURS PASSED  before Gary came and came hard....and Yvette's legs began to quiver and then shake...her head turned from side to side and tears streamed down the side of her face..She was crying like a little girl..


Yvette continued kissing Gary and rubbing his penis until it hardened again....

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu there it is! Ouuuuuuu Oh My Goddddddd!...." she said..

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! YESSSSSSS BABY! YESSSS!" Gary moaned..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Yvette cooed..

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SWEEET BABY! MY SWEET SWEET GIRRRRRRL!!! OHHHH" moaned Gary...

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YESSSSSSSS!" she cooed!


Gary was engaged and on Yvette again....

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"he moaned..

"TALK TO ME BABY...DO YOU LOVE YOUR SWEET GIRL?" she asked.

"YES!!! YES...OH YESSSSS!"moaned Gary..who didn't know if he was coming or going...

"YOUR SWEET VETTIE GIRL  LOVES YOUUUUU TOOO!!! OUUUUUUUUUUU!!! Lord Knows I do...YOUR SWEET VETTIE GIRL LOVES YOU SO MUCH!  YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND!" she cooed...

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" gasped Gary....

 FOUR MORE HOURS drifted by....

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAWWWWWWWWWWWD!" Gary moaned as he began to cum like a gusher...

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CUM  FOR ME...CUM FOR ME"moaned Yvette..



Gary lie in between Yvette's legs...

"WOW!!! THAT WAS SOMETHING!" exclaimed Gary...

"IT WAS.....OH MY GODDD!" exclaimed Yvette, whose legs were still shaking...


Yvette wouldn't let Gary sleep , she continued kissing him, rubbing his large penis...keeping it hard..

''OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.." he moaned..

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..LOOK AT THAT!!" she cooed..laughing.....


They were at it again...The Bed was squeaking out of control...….The headboard was slamming against the wall...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Gary,  it feels so good!" she cooed..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YES IT DOES!! LAWWWWD!" he moaned..



They were standing in the middle of the floor now, Gary was long stroking her..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HOOOO HOOO HOOO HOOO HOOOOOO, Aye...Ayeeeeeeee, Ayeeeee, Ay yi yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….OH MY GOD GARY!...OUUUUU!" she screamed.

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HOOOO HOOO HOOO HOOO HOOOOOO, Aye...Ayeeeeeeee, Ayeeeee, Ay yi yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….OH MY GOD!!  OH MY GOD GARY...OUUUUU!  ayyyee, aye yi yiiiiii" Yvette screamed..She was having another intense orgasm...

They were back in bed...going at it slower..

"UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" he moaned...

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lover...ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu this is soooooooo
nice...Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.." she cooed softly..

FIVE TO SIX HOURS drifted by....

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" moaned Gary as he came again like a gusher...


Yvette lie on top of Gary...exhausted....too exhausted to move...Yvette was totally satisfied...She had never had this many orgasms and such strong ones at that...She held Gary's head in her arms...She looked at the clock...They had spent the entire night and most of the morning in bed..

Neither one of them had to go to work or anywhere today....


They drifted off to sleep.. a peaceful sleep.



III-


THREE DAYS LATER-


"There is no sign of violence...He looks so peaceful said a crime scene investigator as a photo was taken.

A Man in his early 50's was slumped over a desk... He had been missing for two days....A wellness check revealed the body of  Judge Lawrence Pratt , who was close to being indicted for fraud.

He had last been seen three nights before in Bottom Of The C. Restaurant.


"He's been dead for about two days...Rigor has set in...He's as stiff as a board."said Deputy Coroner, Dr. Marcy Martin.

"Look at his lips...They're blue....and smell that almond like smell?   That's Cyanide...."said Dr.Hazel Baylor, Deputy Coroner.

She sniffed the drink he had been drinking....

"It's laced with Cyanide...This was either suicide or murder " she said.


She was glad neither Lt. Tragg nor any of his detectives were on the scene.


"Let's get him out of here and to the lab for a thorough investigation." said Hazel.


As Judge Pratt's Body was lifted up and put in a body bag and strapped to a gurney.

"Bottle that tea....I want to analyze this." said Dr. Baylor.




And at our building...Everything was back to normal...

Both Ms. Yvette and Ms. Jade were back from vacation...

 

 "HI EVERYBODY.....I MISSED YOU ALL....KINDA!" laughed Ms. Yvette.

"Hi Boss Lady...I missed you all too!" said Jade, who had gone back to Tokyo to visit some relatives and friends there.

''We missed you both, but we were busy." I said. "I had the pleasure of working with Jazzy and her team of Kayla, Renee and Zoey, who I shared with my man Lem..." I said.

"I was working with the Innocence Project on a case with Jessica Sanchez-Burrows, her husband, Chip Burrows and Matthew Akes.."said Bee Bee.
"I was working at the Women's Law Center with Lee, Nina and Carlos." said Sofia.

" I was working with Dabnis, Ray, Tony, Paris and Tyrell." said Kahlil.

''And then the four of us all worked a case with Karen, Brooke, Natalie, David and Sean of Wrongful Conviction/Conviction Integrity." said Bee Bee.
"So you all were pretty busy while I was gone."laughed Yvette, proud that we were so in demand and useful to the other attorneys in the building.



"I'd see them in the morning...On the Train and at breakfast and I might not see them again the entire day."laughed Virginia, holding the fort down at our office.


"You got good kids Yvette." said Jetty...

"Yvette it's nice seeing you again...We missed you."said Jazzy...
 
''She lives down the street from us...It's not like she was out of town.."laughed Dabnis.


"Just taking a couple of days off...She earned it..." laughed Kayla.
"Your staff picked up the slack."laughed Ray...


"They surely did!  Bee Bee was such a help."said Jessica.



''She certainly was." said Chip.

"And they all helped us out."said Karen.

''Yeah, it was really fun working with them and not against them." said Natalie, who remembered how they met us....In a court case in which she and Brooke were opposing counsel.


"Once again, I was able to learn a lot." said David.

"It was fun...We all bought lunches and ate on the roof some days." said Brooke.

"Yeah much fun." said Sean.

"Keith is used to working with beautiful women, but he really liked working with us...We spoiled him."said Zoey.

"Yeah, I was getting kinda jealous." joked Lem, used to being the only male in Jazzy's group.

"That's okay Bee Bee, He behaved himself." joked Renee.


"Kahlil was a bowl of laughs the week we worked with him." said Tyrell.


"Yeah , he fit right in with us guys." said Paris.

"It was like a frathouse.."laughed Tony...


"I'll bet it was." laughed Yvette.

"We really loved Sofia.." said Lee..


Matthew  smiled, thinking about shapely both Bee Bee and Sofia were and how lucky Kahlil and I were to have them...He looked at his own wife, Lee...He was lucky too! 

''Well at any rate , you're back and where you're supposed to be."said Nina, hugging Yvette.

"It's good to be back." said Yvette.

"Let's hope things stay quiet." said Carlos..

But in our world....Things never can stay quiet.


IV-


At the Apartment Complex where Judge Elise Cummings lives...

Accompanied by a tactical squad...
Lt. Tragg and
Assistant District Attorney Lucas Fuentes arrested  Judge Elise Cummings and charged her with 
the Murder of Judge Lawrence Pratt, who was found dead in his apartment from Tea laced with Cyanide..  His death was ruled suspicious, then upgraded to suicide and then murder one.


"This is a travesty.....I had absolutely nothing to do with the death of Judge Pratt....This is all part of a campaign by Assistant District Attorney Lucas Fuentes to score points for himself in his campaign to
run for a Judges seat... He is both inept and corrupt." she said, addressing the press as she was lead out of her apartment in handcuffs..


"Not another word out of you." said Lt. Tragg as he hustled her into a police car.

The Reporters snapped photos and continued to ask questions...


The next morning, We had a guest in our conference room... Attorney Alexa Pratt, from our main office..


"Hi Guys....I have a request from Olivia...She and her team are out of town...They're in D.C. this week..
She got a call from Judge Elise Cummings, who has been arrested and charged with murder....She said to ask if you guys can represent her..."said Alexa.


 

 ''Why sure...I like Elise..She's a good Judge....I can't believe she's in trouble again." said Yvette with a smile, remembering Elise being on picket lines for different causes....In the past few years she hadn't been doing that...instead concentrating on being a good judge...Which she was.


"ADA Lucas Fuentes has a hard on for her...He got Lt. Tragg all juiced up to arrest her when they found Judge Larry Pratt dead, apparently he'd been poisoned..You see Judge Pratt had claimed before he died that a conversation he had with Judge Cummings 7 years ago in a bar lead to him bribing certain people..People who gave him a leg up in getting nominated and appointed Common Pleas Judge.. There wasn't a bit of proof of any of this or that such a conversation took place." said Alexa.

'Well even if it did..It was just a conversation...Hearsay...No proof that she did anything wrong..She Certainly didn't benefit from it." I said.

"I know, Lucas Fuentes is trying to make this a bigger thing than it is...It's all for show."said Alexa.
"He's a royal pain.." said Bee Bee.
"Exactly...remember how he sold Brooke down the river and she used to work for him...His own man, Bull Bailey had planted evidence and he acted like he knew nothing about nothing."said Sofia.
"It cost him the D.A.'s race." said Kahlil.

"He's still trying to wear off the Stench of the Thompson case where his second chair hid evidence and tampered with the jury..."said Yvette.

"Of course He knew nothing about that." said Jade, laughing....


"Just like Bee Bee said. He's a Royal Pain...Well we are going to stop him once again..Ladies, look up some night court dates..Guys...you know what to do." said Yvette.

''We are on it!" said Bee Bee.
"Feels good working with our team again." said Sofia.


''We are on it Boss Lady." said Kahlil.
"Let's go!" I said.




"Well Vettie!  The band is back together again!" said Ms. Virginia.

"Yes, doesn't it feel good?"laughed Ms. Yvette.

(TO BE CONTINUED)