Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Never Kiss And Tell

The Fishbowl...The nickname the Detectives had for their interrogation room.
 
Attorney Edward Holman sat calmly with his legs crossed as Lt. Tragg stared him down..

"You got any coffee around here?  That would go a long way to lightening my mood..That and some Febreeze...Phew, this room has a ghastly odor..." he said.

"You co-operate with me and you'll get some coffee." said Lt. Tragg.


Eddie Holman laughed....

"You want me to confess huh? Confess to something I didn't do.  I didn't kill anybody." he said.


"Look, the guy fired you...Your company was upset with you...He was threatening to go to another firm for representation..That was putting a damper on your chances for advancement.."said Lt. Tragg.


"So I killed him?...A Paying Client? You can't think I'm that stupid....Are you that stupid?  Maybe you are..." said Edward Holman , who sat back and defiantly said nothing.


Lt. Tragg looked up and saw familliar faces..

"Awwwwwww Crimminy...You Guys!" he said. 

 "Hello Lieutenant....Hello Mr. Holman...We are the Attorneys Mr. Hughes hired to defend you. I'm Yvette Jones -Lockwood, McCluskey/Cozen Connor and Pratt and these are my associates.

"Attorney Keith Jones." said Yvette.

"Hello." I said.

"Attorney Beatrice Evans-Jones, his wife." said Yvette.

"Hello." said Bee Bee.
"Attorney Sofia Garcia-Ahmed"said Yvette..

"Hola." said Sofia.
"Her Husband, Kahlil Ahmed." said Yvette.

"Hello." said Kahlil.
"And our investigator, Jade Lee Ho."said Yvette, finally.

"Hello" said Jade.


"An Attractive Bunch.." laughed Edward Holman. "How shrewd and careful is Mr. Hughes ? He knows that corporate doesn't want to touch this case...So he goes to a rival firm..."laughed Edward Holman.

"I tried a few cases in his courtroom when he was a judge." said Yvette.


"Oh you did huh? Any thing else with Landon?" asked Edward Holman..


Lt. Tragg snickered..He hadn't left the room yet.


"No nothing like that." said Yvette, who was offended at what he was reffering.


"Never Kiss and Tell right?" said Edward Holman, smiling and looking Yvette up and down...She was very attractive and he knew what a dog Landon Hughes had been and still was.. He could see that Ms. Yvette was married. But he was certain Yvette and Landon had had something back in the day.

"The Important thing is we are going to get you out of here...As an Attorney you know to dummy up..Not to talk to anybody in here...right?" said Yvette.


"Of course." said Edward Holman.


''Sit tight...You'll hear from us." I said.

"I hope so.I'm looking forward to it." he said ,smiling as he eyed Bee Bee, Sofia and Jade.







"He's a bit of a playa " said Kahlil as we left the station.


"Yeah he is ,isn't he?" said Yvette as we exited..


"You're quite a charmer...You even managed to piss your lawyer off.." said Lt. Tragg, who had witnessed the entire thing  and noticed that Yvette had been taken aback by his question and inference.
Edward Holman looked at Lt. Tragg and smirked. "True Love can be beautiful, but it takes time." he said and smiled.

II-


COURTROOM B- TUESDAY NIGHT

It had been a few nights later and we were in Night Court....

''WOW...I didn't expect to be in court for arraignment this soon." said our latest client, Edward Holman.

 

 "We are good...We told you we were going to get you arraigned and released." said Ms. Yvette.

"This is called Night Court." I said.

"I know what it is...I've used it before." said Edward Holman.


"Then why are you surprised?" asked Bee Bee.
''Surprised we know about it." said Sofia.

"Now don't be like that...You guys are kind of young...I didn't expect you to be so savy....butn then again you've got Yvette here as your mentor...And She is very savy..." he said..looking her up and down.

Ms. Yvette ignored him.

Kahlil whispered in her ear...

"Low Key Playa."

Ms. Yvette smiled at him...

"Very Low Key.." she responded...



Jade laughed at the entire exchange....



NIGHT COURT- 9:00 pm

The Judge in this case would not be the Judge in the actual case....He was ironically enough , the same Judge who had presided over Laney Tally's Lawsuit against workplace harrassment at Amalgamated Securities...Now here he was presiding over her arraignment for murder... Same Client, Same Attorneys.. Life was funny that way.

Lt. Tragg was not there... Night court was too low profile for him...No witnesses...No media..and a bunch of  Judges  and ADA's who were mostly older Judges and ADA's about to retire...

Tonight he was with Judge Kelly Anne, preparing to screw her brains out..

"Arthur.."she cooed.

"Awwwww Kelly Anne..." he moaned.
"MMMMMMMM!" they both moaned ,silently kissing as they lie across her bed in her loft.

But we were in Night Court

It was lightweight. It was in session from 7:00 pm- 10:00 pm Tuesdays and Thursdays...We were quite fortunate to get a date.

The ADA that did show up was not going to be the ADA that tried the case...He had only the basic out line of the case at hand... He basically wanted to go home...So he didn't really put up much of a fight.



Ms. Yvette and I crafted an eloquent argument that our client was mis identified by an unreliable witness..A Man known to be an alcoholic and as a fellow officer of the court should be granted reasonable bail or be let out on his own recognizance..


Kahlil argued that Mr. Holman was a noted Attorney who had no prior arrests or legal entanglements.


Sofia and Bee Bee presented three charactor witnesses a piece...Supplied to us by Landon Hughes...who testified to Mr. Holman's sterling charactor..

We hadn't bothered to bring our Bail Bondsman along...As it turned out..We didn't need him..


The Judge released him on his own recognizance.....

Edward Holman clapped his hands...

"You guys are good...You're really good. Landon has left me in some good hands..." he said, smiling...
"Come on...I suspect you guys are hungry...I'll treat you to a snack over at Sam Mothers..." he said.










We had Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches . Corn Beef Specials and Coffees....All paid for by our client, Edward Holman.

We were Hungry and we all chowed down...Eating good hot food when you're hungry can often make you drop your guard..

"Ummmmmmmmm, I've always been partial to the Hot Roast Beef sandwich they serve here..I know Curley's makes a good one...but Sam Mother's tops that...What do you think?" asked Edward Holman.

 

 "I don't know...I haven't had Curley's. But you're right about this one...This Hot Roast Beef, It is delish!!"said Ms. Yvette.



"I'm partial to the Hot Roast Beef Here myself." I said.
"Yeah Me too!" said Bee Bee.
"But Curleys Has the Best Corn Beef Special by far..." said Sofia.
"Since we go there on Couples Night Only, It's been awhile since I've had Curley's Lunch time special." said Kahlil..
"Yeah Me too." said Jade.

The night wore on...After we left Sam Mother's Diner, Yvette turned to Edward...


"Have you got somewhere to stay tonight?" asked Ms. Yvette.


"Yeah I'm goin home...Would you uh like to stay with me?" he asked raffishly...

"I don't think my husband would like that....AND HE HAS A GUN!" said Ms. Yvette.


"Oh " laughed Edward Holman...."Well Good Night then...Thanks again guys for getting me out." he said..

Yvette passed him a business card...

"That's my office address...Be there tomorrow at 10:00 am." she said.


"I wouldn't pass up an invitation from you. Good Night folks." said Edward Holman as he flagged down a cab.. and was off into the night.



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III-

We all were home after a night in Night Court.


After we all got home that night..We were all settled down with our significant others.. What better way to spend the night than to be making love.?
Bee Bee was wearing another sheer see through Baby doll.....She had just taken a hot shower and walked into our bedroom..

My eyes popped out of my head..looking at her sheer panties and bra..

She giggled..

"You've been staring at me all day today, I saw you..I was wondering if you were going to take your mind off sex enough to get through the day Hot stuff...WOW!!! That boner is massive." she said and put her hands over her mouth..


"I wanted to screw you soooo bad today."I said.

"I know....I could sense that." giggled Bee Bee.

I pulled her towards me..."Did you feel the same way too?" I asked.

"Yes, I did!" she giggled..

"I'm glad.I'm glad I wasn't all by myself" I said.

"Awwwwwwwwwwww..Never that....You know I'm hot for you Hot Stuff..." she giggled.

I undressed and  unhooked her bra  and slipped her panties down and off  and took her into my arms and kissed her softly....

Who could ask for anything more?


"Ohhhhh my godddd, Bee Bee..."I moaned...


"Ummmmmm, ouuuuuuuuuuuu you are so hard....Ouuuuuu, look at youuuu!" she exclaimed as she stroked me lightly...


We lie across the bed, kissing and practically slobbering over each other....


"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Bee Bee..." I moaned..

"OH MY GODDDDD YOU'RE SO BIGGG!. SO DAMN HARD HOT STUFF! OUUUUUUUU!" she moaned..



"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT STUFFF!" she cried out....

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU FEEL SO DAMN GOOD!" I cried out...

"SO DO YOUUUU!" she said.

She opened her legs wide and draped them over my shoulders so I could plunge even deeper into her..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she cooed loudly...

Soon we were making love passionately on top of the bed..

The next EIGHT TO NINE HOURS, all we were thinking about was each other..

The same was next door at Kahlil and Sofia's house..



Sofia and Kahlil were lying across the bed..


Kissing ,fondling and laughing..

He unhooked her bra and  slipped her panties down and off...



"OHHHHHHHH MAMASITA!!! OUUUUUUU I LIKE THESE" he moaned...

"DO YOU?" asked Sofia.

"YESSSSSSSSSSS!" said Kahlil.

"OUUUUUUUUUUU PAPI...AYE MIOS DIOS! You are sooo damn hard! OUUUUU! AND BIG! AYE MIOS DIOS" Sofia moaned  as she rode him on the side of the bed until neither one of them could take anymore...




"You've always gotten me hard mamasita." said Kahlil.

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'M SO  GLAD!!!!" she cooed.

"OUUUUUUUUUUU PAPI, UMMMMMMMMMM PUT IT IN...!" she cried out..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMASITAAAAA!" he moaned..

Sofia wrapped her armas around his neck and her legs around his waist...Kahlil was delirious, he didn't know if he was coming or going...

Neither did Sofia.

"OUUUUUUUUUU PAPI ,I LOVE YOU SO DAMN MUCH!" she said.


"I LOVE YOU TOO SOFIA, I LOVE YOU TOO!...I HAVE SINCE HIGH SCHOOL!" he confessed.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she said..  It wasn't long...


before they too were making sweet love for the next EIGHT TO NINE HOURS!


At Ms. Yvette and Gary's house

"Vettie I just can't get over you.."sighed Gary ,staring at his sexy wife..
"I know Gary, you always say that...Now stop staring at me and slip my panties down and let me see if I can get over you.."whispered Yvette, both of her legs shaking like crazy  and sweating with desire.


"Your wish is my command." he whispered softly..Kissing her and slipping her panties down..

''Awwwwwwww Vettie girl, you're just trying to make me lose my mind." he said, eying her thong and nearly salivating...


"YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" she cooed as she straddled him..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GARYYYY!!! YOU ARE SO DAMN BIG!  UMMMMMMMM!" she moaned as she rode him softly and slowly like a surfer rides the waves and felt her whole body trembling...her head turning from side to side...and her arms flailing......


He flipped her over and slid into her warm and wet center...

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU VETTIE GIRRRRRRRRL" he moaned.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GARRRRRRY!" she cried out..

Her head turning from side to side,tears and sweat just flowing like a river down the side of her face and her entire body trembling...She was having an amazingly quick orgasm....


"UMMMMMMMMMMMMM HUSBAND, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" she asked.

"TRYING TO SCREW YOUR DAMN BRAINS OUT!" he moaned.

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GOOD JOB! YOU'RE DOING A DAMN GOOD JOB AT THAT...WOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she moaned..

She was having an insane second orgasm...Her body trembling something fierce...Her head turning from side to side and her crying like a school girl.....

"OH GARY, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU...I LOVVVVVE YOUUUUUU!" she moaned.

"I LOVE YOU TOO VETTIE...I ALWAYS HAVE!" he said.


"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" she exclaimned.

They were really enjoying  their massive  smart bed.. 

Yvette smiled..

The bed was sturdy and very very comfortable...It moved with their every move and was very comfortable and warm..It actually enhanced their lovemaking..


EIGHT TO NINE HOURS had passed by.




 Bee Bee and I were fast asleep in each others arms..


Sofia and Kahlil were in each others arms and still kissing, almost asleep.


And Gary and Ms. Yvette were sound asleep..With her resting soundly on top of him...



A nice stress buster for a stressful day.  At Jessica and Chip's house.


"Ouuuuuuuu AYE MIOS DIOS, HUSBAND!" moaned Jessica..

''COME HERE!" moaned Chip...


He unbuckled her bra and slipped her panties down...

"OUUUUUUUUUUU PAPI...AYE MIOS DIOS! You are sooo damn hard! OUUUUU! AND BIG! AYE MIOS DIOS" Jessica moaned  as Chip entered her and began to screw her until neither one of them could take it anymore...



She wrapped her arms around his neck and spread her legs even wider....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  AYE PAPI!! UMMMMMMMM!"she moaned.

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAWWWD!" yelled Chip...


The next EIGHT TO NINE HOURS, all they were thinking about was each other..


They ended their night on top of each other.....resting peacefully.


And At Ms. Jade's House...

"I'm so glad you finally came home." said Danny...



"I'm glad to be home with you too." said Jade.

"Come here..." said Danny, pulling her towards him..

They kissed passionately..
Standing in the middle of their bedroom kissing passionately.



Danny slipped her panties down....

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JADEEEEEEE!!!" he moaned..
She eased herself down on Danny slowly.....

"OUUUUUUUUUUUU JADE!" he moaned.

"OHHHHHHHHHHH HUSBAND!" she cooed.

They began making love. 




Enjoying a nice warm spring night.

At Ms. Virginia's House, a few doors down...



"Jetty!! You're staring at me like you want to rip my clothes off."said Ms. Virginia.
"Oh I would never do that...You pay good money for your clothes....Hey by the way have your breasts gotten larger?" he asked..

"No Smarty, they haven't! You asked me that before!" laughed Virginia..
"Well uh let me uh see....Unzip your blouse, let me take a look." he asked slyly and opened her blouse and began kissing her..

"Ummmmmmmmmm are you sureeee?" he asked..
"I'm positive...but I think your penis got bigger...Ouuuuu lawddd!" said Ms. Virginia..

"I'm certain it has...especially in the last few seconds...Heh Heh Heh!" he laughed.

"You are so nasty....You Horny old mannnnnnnn!" she cooed..

"But I'm your horny old man....Nobody elses dollface." he said.

"That's rightttttttttttt you're my horny old husband.." she said..

"YES I AM!!!!." he whispered.

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YEAH!" she said and they both giggled in between smouldering hot kisses.


He unhooked her bra...unzippered her short skirt

and slipped her panties down...
and humped her over the bed....

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU NASTY DOGGGG!  OUUUUUUUUUUUU!" she screamed out...

Jetty was on top of her and didn't know if he was coming or going... She always smelled so good, Her skin was so soft...and her voice was so entrancing, he couldn't control himself..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIRGINIA, LAWWWD!!!" He cried out..

"YOU LIKE IT DADDY?" she asked him..\

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I LOVE IT!!!" he moaned..
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIRGINIA, LAWWWD!!!" He cried out..

"YOU LIKE IT DADDY?" she asked him..

"OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" he moaned..

"I TAKE IT THAT'S ANOTHER YES!" she said...

"LAWD!!" he mumbled as they made sweet love..for the next EIGHT TO NINE HOURS. He was deeply in love in a way he had never been before...Virginia loved that a man loved her this much....




Such a nice night! 

The Next Morning... Edward Holman was on time at our office..










"Ouu He's on my good side already.....Her brought Churros." said Sofia.

"Ummmm Mine too!" said Bee Bee, who had learned to love Churros from hanging around Sofia for a lifetime.

"Thanks for the coffee man." I said.

"Yeah thanks for the coffee man." said Kahlil ,smiling...

"Thanks for the coffee and the churros." said Virginia.


"Yes Thank you." said Jade.



"Thank you for the Coffee and The Churros and for being punctual.." said Ms. Yvette.


As we spread everything across our conference room table and tok our seats....


Sofia presented Edward Holman with a Portal.



"This is a Portal...This will help you to contact us here and keep up with the progress of your trial." she said.
Edward Holman smiled, took the Portal....

"Ummmmm Hmmmmmmm." he said.

"I suggest you surrender your phone to us... Disable it and let us lock it into our safe until after the trial.." she said.


She passed him a phone..

"Write this number down, remember it...Don't call our Business number or our personal phone numbers..Contact us on this phone only...It like the Portal is untraceable." said Bee Bee.

"This assures us and you that our communications are strictly confidential..."said Jade.


"You guys don't miss a trick huh?" Edward laughed.


"It's why we win cases.." said Kahlil...

"That said.... The Prosecution's entire case hinges on the testimony of one man, an old drunken wharf rat named Hanky Peterson, who claims he saw you dump the body into the river.."said Yvette Jones.

"He's off his nut because I was nowhere near Penns Landing that day...I was in Center City in a hotel,
The Marriott to be exact with a young lady...." said Edward Holman.

"Well there you go...She's your alibi....Who is she ? Where can we find her?" I asked.

''Er uh I'm afraid I can't disclose her identity..." said Edward Holman...

"She's the key to your freedom.." said Jade..


''Er uh as I said,  I'm afraid I can't disclose her identity..." said Edward Holman...


"Is she married?" asked Ms. Yvette.


"If I disclose that...That would possibly reveal who she is and I'm a gentleman among other things..I Never Kiss and Tell." said Edward Holman, smiling.

"You don't Kiss and Tell....You realize this makes it extremely difficult for us to defend you..You'd better hope that a jury buys your gallantry."said Ms. Yvette.




Virginia, Sofia and Bee Bee looked at each other and smiled.


IV-


Later in his apartment...
Edward Holman was on his laptop...He was looking us up...He wanted to know just who was representing him..


 

 
KEITH JONES-

Born in Philadelphia PA. 

Mother, Nancy Jones, Court Stenographer

Father, Judge Keith Morrison

Graduated from West Catholic High School

B.A. Administration of Justice, Trial Advocacy, Pre Law- Howard University

J.D.- University of Pennsylvania Law School

Fluent in Spanish, French, German

Passed Bar in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Deleware ,New York, Texas, California

Associate Attorney- McCluskey/Cozen/Connor/Pratt

Senior Associate Attorney-McCluskey/Cozen/Connor/Pratt

Married to Beatrice Evans



BEATRICE LYNN EVANS -JONES

Born in Philadelphia PA.

Graduated from Philadelphia High School For Girls

B.A. -Administration of Justice, Trial Advocacy ,Pre Law- Temple University

J.D.-University of Pennsylvania Law School

Fluent in Spanish and French

Passed Bar in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York and Deleware, Texas, California

Associate Attorney- McCluskey /Cozen/Connor and Pratt

Senior Associate Attorney-McCluskey/Cozen/Connor/Pratt

Married to Keith Jones

SOFIA CARMELITA GARCIA-AHMED

Born in Philadelphia PA.

Graduated from Philadelphia High School For Girls

B.A. -Administration Of Justice, Trial Advocacy, Pre Law-Temple University

J.D.-University of Pennsylvania Law School

Fluent in Spanish and French

Passed Bar in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Deleware and New York, Texas, California

Associate Attorney -McCluskey/Cozen/Connor and Pratt

Senior Associate Attorney-McCluskey/Cozen/Connor/Pratt

Married to Kahlil Ahmed...

KAHLIL ABDUL AHMED

Born in Philadelphia PA.

Graduated from Central High School

BA.- Administration of Justice, Trial Advocacy, Pre Law- Temple University

JD- University of Pennsylvania Law School

Speaks Arabic languages fluently, fluent in German and Russian.

Passed Bar in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Deleware and New York, Texas, California

Associate Attorney-McCluskey/Cozen/Connor and Pratt

Senior Associate Attorney-McCluskey/Cozen/Connor/Pratt

Married to Sofia Garcia




YVETTE DENISE JONES-LOCKWOOD

Born in Philadelphia PA.

Graduated from North Catholic High School

BA-Trial Advocacy, Pre Law, Administration of Justice -Lasalle University

JD -University of Pennsylvania Law School

Fluent in Spanish, French and Russian

Passed Bar in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Deleware , New York, Texas, California.

Senior Associate Attorney-McCluskey/Cozen/Connor and Pratt

Managing Partner- McCluskey/Cozen/Connor and Pratt

Married to District Attorney Investigator-Gary Lockwood 

     

"Hmmmm they're all locals... All of them came from modest beginnings..Even Yvette...Public School Education...all went to University of Penn, Probably still paying off their student loans.. They are all very qualified, got lots of courtroom experience.. Hmmm that bodes well for me." he said smiling, closing his laptop.

And miles away in our building..
and our suite.. Ms. Yvette was looking him up..




Edward Francis Holman

Born in Philadelphia PA.

Father- Long Shoreman

Mother- Homemaker

Graduated with Honors from Boys Latin

BA.- Administration of Justice, Trial Advocacy, Pre Law- Villanova University

JD- Columbia School of Law , New York

Passed the Bar in New York/Pennsylvania/ New Jersey/Deleware

Public Defender- Lower Manhattan, New York City

Assistant District Attorney-Lower Manhattan, New York City.

Associate Attorney, Cahill and Wesson, Cherry Hill, New Jersey

Married -Margaret Holman

Divorced, No children

Associate Attorney- Weiden and Thompson-Philadelphia Pa.

Associate Attorney-The Harris Group

"Looking up Mr. I Never Kiss and Tell."laughed Virginia.

"Yeah...He's an enigma...I invited him to our Tailgate this weekend.." said Yvette.

"You think he'll come." asked Virginia.

"I think he will..He's the curious type." said Ms. Yvette.

''So Are you." said Virginia. Both women laughed.

(TO BE CONTINUED)